Already, my post from yesterday is outdated. Things are moving so dast, Mertesacker is in at Ashburton Grove, Cahill is definitely not.

So with the planet scouring airports, petrol stations, training grounds and Little Chefs up all over, I thought I'd cut my losses and give you a run down of the rumours for lunchtime along with the chances of them actually happening. May my integrity be judged in future days by what is now written...



Owen Hargreaves - Man City 9/10
Frank Ribery - Chelsea 1/10
Raul Mereiles - Chelsea 3/10
Alvaro Pereira - Chelsea 8/10
Luka Modric - Chelsea 2/10 (0/1,000,000 according to Harry!)
Wilson Palacios - Stoke 9/10
Cameron Jerome - Stoke 6/10
Nicolas Bendtner - Stoke 8/10
Lukaku - Stoke (loan) 0/10 (this is against league rules, apparently)
Peter Crouch - Stoke 3/10
Peter Crouch - Sunderland 3/10
Papiss Demba Cisse - Sunderland 2/10
Papiss Demba Cisse - Newcastle 3/10
Federico Macheda - Newcastle 5/10
Davide Santon - Newcastle CONFIRMED
Craig Bellamy - QPR 5/10
Anton Ferdinand - QPR 5/10
Shaun Wright-Phillips- QPR 7/10
Armand Traore - QPR CONFIRMED
Bryan Ruiz - Fulham 8/10
Zdenik Grygera - Fulham 7/10
Andre Pierre Gignac - Fulham 0/10
Scott Parker - Tottenham 9/10
Lassana Diarra - Tottenham 4/10
Gary Cahill - Tottenham 4/10
Gary Cahill - Arsenal 0/10
Mikel Arteta - Arsenal 1/10
Marvin Martin - Arsenal 4/10
Keisuke Honda - Arsenal 0/10
Per Mertesacker - Arsenal CONFIRMED
Andre Santos - Arsenal CONFIRMED
Park Chu-Young - Arsenal CONFIRMED
Wesley Sneijder - Man Utd 0/10
Yossi Benayoun - Arsenal }
Yossi Benayoun - Tottenham }   9/10 combined
Yossi Benayoun - Liverpool }
Sebastian Coates - Liverpool CONFIRMED
Scott Dann - Blackburn 5/10
Luca Toni - Blackburn 3/10
Yakubu - Blackburn 4/10
Alan Hutton - Aston Villa 8/10
Steven Davies - Aston Villa 7/10
Joe Cole - Aston Villa 4/10
Joe Cole - Lille (loan) 4/10
David Ngog - Bolton 7/10
Nedim Onuoha - Bolton 5/10
Sebastian Bassong - Bolton 2/10
Gerhard Tremmel - Swansea CONFIRMED
Shaun Maloney - Wigan 8/10
Jean Beausejour - Wigan 6/10
Albert Crusat - Wigan CONFIRMED
Eljero Elia - Juventus CONFIRMED
Clint Dempsey - *various 3/10
Sulley Muntari - *various 4/10
Eden Hazard - *anywhere 0/10
Liam Ridgewell - *anywhere 1/10
George Samaras - *anywhere 1/10
Mario Balotelli - *anywhere 0/10


Other tentative rumours: Mauro Zarate linked with a number of clubs including Liverpool and Villa; Bentley may be used as a makeweight by Spurs, likewise Malouda or even Alex by Chelsea; Joseph Yobo might be on the move; much confusion over James Milner, but I can't see anything happening.

Word is that Stoke boss Tony Pulis is currently abroad, and that Spurs are due to make a big name signing today. Swansea are also said to be active.

Think back to last time, Torres £50m? Carrol £35m? Hold on to your swivel chairs.

I leave you with this hilarious report:

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1457487_wesley-sneijder-spotted-at-manchester-airport-349-times-during-transfer-window-according-to-twitter